You should buy hemp oil. It’s that simple.
Why?
Because this extract from the Cannabis Sativa plant is sooooo good and has a ton of benefits!
Now hold on a second, I know what you’re thinking: “A cannabis plant? So this stuff is like, drinkable weed? Far out dude gonna get high as a kite off this stuff!”
Unfortunately no, you won’t. Hemp oil contains little to zero THC, which is the stuff in marijuana that gets you high and makes a post-2005 Adam Sandler movie tolerable.
In other words, hemp oil won’t get you high, even a little bit.
But there are tons of other benefits to hemp oil.
While you read these reasons to buy hemp oil, I’m going to go get plastered like I’m going to a Grateful Dead reunion.
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Hemp Oil Is Great For Your Skin
The vitamins and fatty acids in hemp oil are great for keeping your skin healthy and preventing breakouts.
Hemp oil:
- Moisturizes your skin
- Soothes inflammation (becasue of the omega-6 fatty acid)
- Contains anti-ageing properties
Hemp oil can also treat various skin issues:
- Eczema
- Dermatitis
- Psoriasis
- Varicose eczema
- Lichen planus
- Acne rosacea
To get the above skin benefits from hemp oil, you can either apply it directly to your skin or take it orally.
Applying hemp oil to your skin can cause skin irritation or breakouts (ironic, isn’t it?). Ingesting it can reduce this risk, but possibly upset your stomach.
So you know, pick your poison. Rather, pick your method of intake.
Hemp Oil Is Good For Brain Health
Hemp oil has a ton of fatty acids, such as the omega-3 fatty acids and omega-6 fatty acids.
Both of these provide numerous benefits for your brain health, such as:
- Building cell membranes
- Providing anti-inflammatory effects
- Providing antioxidant effects
- Promote healthy ageing
Hemp oil is also rich in other compounds that will help to protect the brain.
In summary, hemp oil= good for your brain.
Hemp Oil Can Relieve Pain
Hemp oil has a reputation for relieving chronic pain.
It has some anti-inflammatory effects, making it great for easing any pain relating to inflammation such as arthritis and joint pain.
Hemp oil also has the potential to relieve tension and stress in muscles when rubbed directly on them.
Hemp Oil Protein
In addition to fatty acids, hemp oil has a high concentration of protein.
And you don’t need me to tell you that protein is good for you, especially for building and maintaining muscle.
The protein in hemp oil is also really high quality as it contains the nine essential amino acids that our body can’t produce.
So if you’re looking for a new source of protein, then look no further than hemp oil!
So… Buy Hemp Oil
What more is there to say? Get out there and buy hemp oil!
It has a ton of health benefits for your brain and skin, and on top of that, it relieves pain and packs a powerful protein punch!
I haven’t even mentioned its potential heart benefits or the quality carbohydrates it contains.
So what are you waiting for? Go on. Buy some hemp oil! I’ll be here waiting, still high out of my mind munching on some Funyuns.
Bio:
Noah Carey is a content writer at ResumeCats. He also attends the University of Pennsylvania, where he studies English, because he likes reading and writing, and runs for their track and field team because he likes running in circles.